Guilt...let me count the ways...

1. The exercise I didn't do.
2. Didn't play games with M.
3. Said I was too tired to play.
4. Laundry lays unfolded on couch. Still. After 2 days.
5. Counting the seconds until nap time.
6. TV watching on a "no tv" day.
7. Countdown to bedtime started at 7:00 AM.
8. Comments in my head, such as "will please just shut up?", "no, I do NOT want to play Barbies.", "If you continue to scream like that I think I'll impale myself on this butter knife."


Ah yes. It has been a wonderful Mommy day thus far. Who doesn't love a guilt ridden day? Non stressful, guilt free days are for wussies. So there. Pftttttt.